What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:09

-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service